Just when you thought it was safe to eat your bagels in mixed company, comes this devilish concoction. Next time a Goyishe friend offers you a shmear, make sure you ask of what…
Sweet, spicy, savory and SO un-Kosher
Lloyd Schofield — a self-proclaimed San Francisco “infant rights activist” — is spearheading an effort to spear the beheading of male children. In other words, he’s collecting signatures to ban male circumcision. First they ban Happy Meals and now sad schvantzes. What’s to become of everything in between?
Given that whole covenant of Abraham thing, it’s a rather ingeniously passive-aggressive way to exterminate Jews.
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Tagged Abraham, babies, children, circumcision, genocide, Happy Meals, Mel Brooks, penis, San Francisco, schvantz
Just when we were finally recovering from Donald Duck’s S.S. video, the Disney Ducks are back to their goose-stepping ways, bashing a Jewish player.
Seriously, do they have any idea how much money a Hebrew hockey player could be worth in California? Oh, right, forgot — that’s the Yid thinking.
How could they have forgotten about the great Goldberg?!
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Tagged Anaheim, anti-semitism, Disney, goldberg, hockey, ice hockey, Mighty Ducks, O.C.
In this holiday season, we must be vigilant against all terrorist encroachments. Especially when they come wrapped in pretty packages.
Yesterday Israel shot down a “suspicious” balloon. These are the worst kind — because they’re also the best kind. What might be inside? A bomb? A camera? Confetti? We may never know — but we’ll be ready for what’s next.
Nutcrackers, I’m looking at you. Especially if you’re riding on a horse.
A Trojan horse.
Public enemy #1
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Tagged balloon, Christmas, Israel, Nutracker, suspicious, terrorism, Trojan Horse
It's okay to eat some bottom-feeders, as long as you get the big game, too
Egyptian shores have been devastated by a vicious series of shark attacks. And who’s to blame? That’s right — the Jews. Or, at least, secret Mossad-trained sharks. But who could have told Egypt? Hmm…
Sharks, I’m looking at you!
Clearly these narcing Sharks have never watched Munich — otherwise they’d know better than to mess with Mossad.
A Macy’s Santa Claus lost his job for telling a not-even-really naughty joke to an elderly couple of lapsitters.
This could never happen at a Chanukah party — and not just because of the whole Santa Claus thing.
Jews pay good money to hear dirty jokes. And to sit on laps.
He plays Santa Claus and Lazar Wolf
Two Bay Area Burger King employees were fired for a bit of workplace honesty — replacing the hollow “thank you” on drive-thru receipts with the more genuine “fuck you.”
Reminds me of all those Thanksgiving dinners when I’d bring home a new girlfriend. She’d invariably tell my mother: “What a lovely home you have” — and rather than say “thank you,” ma would just reply, “You’re not good enough for my son.”
Okay, so it’s not identical, but…
I wonder what "supersize" came with...
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Tagged Burger King, censorship, drive-thru, fast food, mother, receipt, Thanksgiving
Prince Harry’s getting married! OMG!
Why are Americans so obsessed with the British royal family? We have our own princesses right here on Long Island.
Sure she's cute and hooked a prince... but does she have Prada?
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Tagged Britain, Long Island, Prada, Prince Harry, royal, wedding
Maybe it’s my patriotism — or my hardwired Depression-era frugality – but I can’t stand leaving the lights on for no reason. Which is why I applaud the New York football Giants. Yesterday, in the midst of getting shellacked at home by a bunch of Texan criminals, they simply turned out the lights.
Sure, 80,000 fans were terrified and trapped in the dark — but how about taking one for the team? No need to throw good electricity after bad.
Big Blue goes green and saves green
Posted in Bargain Shopper of the Week, Uncategorized
Tagged cheap, Dallas Cowboys, fans, football, lights, New Jersey, New York, New York Giants, patriotism, sports
The New York Times — and a bunch of Vegas locals — are complaining about smoking… in casinos. Have they no decency?!
Vegas is our last bastion of legalized bad behavior. Prostitution, fiscal irresponsibility, Penn and Teller — it’s where we go to escape a rule-filled world.
Next thing you know they’re going to campaign against the day trip Jews get to murder dead ringers of the Munich Olympic terrorists.
That's all right, bubbeh, keep smoking -- you earned it.
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Tagged bubbeh, casino, Las Vegas, Nevada, New York Times, Penn and Teller, prostitution, smoking
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