No, this isn’t about her name.
Faigy ripped off Dance Dance Revolution with a video game for Orthodox to boogie down.
Just what we need during the holidays: Gyrating Hasidim telling Goys they got served.
Look, ma, shpilkus!
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Tagged Dance Dance Revolution, dancing, Faigy Grossman, Goys, Hasidim, Orthodox, video game
The trayf tempters keep getting smarter, trying now not just to win the stomachs but the hearts of our youngsters.
Just look at that smiley self-confident shnook — he’s the care-free Goy we deep-down wish we could be!
Two Bay Area Burger King employees were fired for a bit of workplace honesty — replacing the hollow “thank you” on drive-thru receipts with the more genuine “fuck you.”
Reminds me of all those Thanksgiving dinners when I’d bring home a new girlfriend. She’d invariably tell my mother: “What a lovely home you have” — and rather than say “thank you,” ma would just reply, “You’re not good enough for my son.”
Okay, so it’s not identical, but…
I wonder what "supersize" came with...
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Tagged Burger King, censorship, drive-thru, fast food, mother, receipt, Thanksgiving
Prince Harry’s getting married! OMG!
Why are Americans so obsessed with the British royal family? We have our own princesses right here on Long Island.
Sure she's cute and hooked a prince... but does she have Prada?
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Tagged Britain, Long Island, Prada, Prince Harry, royal, wedding
Maybe it’s my patriotism — or my hardwired Depression-era frugality – but I can’t stand leaving the lights on for no reason. Which is why I applaud the New York football Giants. Yesterday, in the midst of getting shellacked at home by a bunch of Texan criminals, they simply turned out the lights.
Sure, 80,000 fans were terrified and trapped in the dark — but how about taking one for the team? No need to throw good electricity after bad.
Big Blue goes green and saves green
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Tagged cheap, Dallas Cowboys, fans, football, lights, New Jersey, New York, New York Giants, patriotism, sports
The New York Times — and a bunch of Vegas locals — are complaining about smoking… in casinos. Have they no decency?!
Vegas is our last bastion of legalized bad behavior. Prostitution, fiscal irresponsibility, Penn and Teller — it’s where we go to escape a rule-filled world.
Next thing you know they’re going to campaign against the day trip Jews get to murder dead ringers of the Munich Olympic terrorists.
That's all right, bubbeh, keep smoking -- you earned it.
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Tagged bubbeh, casino, Las Vegas, Nevada, New York Times, Penn and Teller, prostitution, smoking
A woman in upstate New York has been sentenced to 23 years in prison for killing her boyfriend with antifreeze-laced margaritas. It’s gotten me wondering — maybe that metallic taste in my mother’s matzoh ball isn’t vitamins.
My mother's always had me by the balls
A Florida grandma was arrested for trying to sell her grandson. Tip-off she wasn’t Jewish? She thought there was enough money in the world to buy her grandson! Bubbeh may be smothering, but chintzy with the grandkids she is not!
I wouldn't want to eat her Matzoh balls
Jones Soda — the hip handcrafted soda makers — have come up with a holiday special that is decidedly non non-denominational. That’s right, bacon soda.
For when you just need a trayf pick-me-up — and want to feel it burning all the way from your throat to hell.
Get it in the gift basket -- the savings make it a little Jewish!
Anxious to demonstrate fiscal responsibility, his Hizzonership has decided to cut Christmas cards, apparently unaware that it looks like a pennypinching Jew billionaire stealing Christmas.
Huzzah. I’m sure to counterbalance it, he’ll cut our Tu B’Shvat cards.
Every Jew down in Jewville, the tall and the small... was crying.
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Tagged billionaire, Bloomberg, Christmas, Tu B'Shvat
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