First off, we resent those who think we pick on scientists just because we’ve disappointed our mothers by typing little thoughts into little boxes.
Second, those mad money-squandering momma’s boys are at it again! A new study shows why it’s so scary to lose money. Yup, they’ve cracked it. Maybe the next study will show why it’s so thrilling to have a nice shiksa bury your face between her breasts.
Don't worry -- now your wife will UNDERSTAND
